Oye Chucky Chucky Oye - Part 4

Some days have passed since Pavan’s controversial suspension and he has finally managed to shed the “Bad boy” tag he had acquired, which did get him attention as Chucky assured but of the wrong kind. Well, all is on track for him as of now, He and Sarika are finally together, well not in the way you would like to think, but together in the same training project group and considering that they are the only ones in their group really interested in coding they end up spending lot of time together. Chucky also has a new girlfiend, yet again! and more importantly a new phone, with 30 day battery backup and insta-cooling so hopefully no more Mobile mishaps.

One not so fine day, Chucky talking to a batch mate.

Chucky: Aaj kal apna Rakesh (aka love ki free home delivery) dikhai nahi deta,training se nikaal to nahi diya. Ek subject mein to usko pure Zero marks mile. Argue kar raha tha examiner se ki aap ne pyaar se check nahi kiya isliye mein fail ho gaya, ab kam se kam 0 to heart shaped banake do agli baar padhne ka motivation to aayega, ha ha ha.

Batchmate: Are, tujhe kuch khabar hi nahi hai kya, uske saath bahut bura hua. Yeh to pata hi hoga ki woh apni girlfriend ke liye jalebi banana wala tha.

Pata hai, GF ke naam ki jalebi, puri Duniya mein publicity kar raha tha, koi mithaiwale se setting bhi ki thi usne. Lekin exactly hua kya?

Tujhe to pata hi hai uski gf ka naam kitna bada hai, Kashmir mein suru hota hai aur Kanyakumari se u-turn leke wapas aata hai, ab normal size ki kadhai mein kahan banana wali thi uske naam ki jalebi, extra large Kadai mangayee gayee. Sab sahi chal raha tha initially, lekin chotese stove pe woh jumbo kadai kahan balance hone wali thi, palti ho gayee, 2^nd degree burns dono haath pe, dus din ke liye padha hai Hospital mein saath mein mithaiwale ke 2 assistants ko bharti karwa diya.

Very sad, uski GF bhi dikhayi nahi deti, lagta hain sadme mein chali gayee.

Are nahi, jo 2-3 jalebi isne banayee thi woh usne kha li, ab leti hai uske baaju wale bed pe hospital mein.

Aiyla woh kaise?

Is bond ne jalebi banate time bola ki Jalebi mere dil jaisi lal (red) banani chahiye, to extra Kesar (Saffron) dal diya usmein. Kesar nikla adulterated, food poisoning ho gayi uske GF ko.

Mujhe to chinta hospital ke baaki patients ki hai, pehle hi swine flu faila hua hai, ab isne jaate hi naya epidemic faila diya hoga, Loveria, he he.

Suddenly, Chucky notices Pavan passing by, looking gloomy. Chucky runs to him.

Chucky: Abe kyun Devdas ki regression testing kar raha hai, ab kya hua tujhe?

Pavan: Kuch nahi (not sound convincing).

Kuch to hai, chal lunch ke liye hi jaa raha hai na, mein bhi aata hoon saath mein.

In office canteen, Pavan gets the lunch coupon and joins the food queue while Chucky is still checking out the menu, suddenly he hears loud voices.

Pavan (shouting): Boss, ek fishing net milega?

Canteen guy (comes running): Sir, woh kis liye?

Pavan (still very much loud): Ab is paneer gravy mein agar Fishing net phekenge to kahin jaake paneer ke 1-2 tukde milenge.

Canteen guy gives him an angry stare in return.

Chucky (to the rescue): Are majaak kar raha hai yeh iski aadat hai.

They proceed in the queue.

Pavan (to Chucky): Jaise Humans ke liye Human Rights aur Animals ke liye Animal Rights waise Food items ke liye Food rights organization nahi hoti kya! Ab is chapati ko dekh,isko to identity crisis ho gaya hoga, mein chapatti hoon ya papad, koi mujhe batao plz,

Shant gadadhari bheem apne dil ki badhas table pe chalke nikal.

On the Lunch table.

Haan bol, wassup.

Woh Sarika (disappointment in his voice, struggling to even complete his sentence)

I thought everything was going smoothly.

Yeah, woh to hai, lekin kal while we were debugging a code on her system, you can’t guess what she did.

Kya?

Usne aankh mari, she winked at me, initially I thought I was mistaken but ekadh baar nahi 3-4 baar kiya, pata nahi kis baat ka isara kar rahi thi but kitni decent ladki samajta tha main use aur kaisi nikli .

Chucky (thinking):- Aiyla, yeh to mere type ki nikli !

Mere bhai, aisa hota hai, don’t worry be happy, Shruti to hai hi especially after breaking up with me uska interest tere mein wapas jaag gaya hoga.

Pavan just gives him an angry stare back.

2 Days later, Chucky again runs into Pavan, still very much gloomy.

Chucky: - Buddy, I have a good news for you.

Pavan: kya meri arthi ko kandha dene ke liye 3 log aur dhoond liye!

Abe, marne ki kya baat kar raha hai, teri life ban jayegi aisi news hai lekin aise nahi batoonga, pehle agree to help me on something.

Help to mujhe waise hi teri karni hi padegi nahi to tera emotional atyachar suru ho jayega, to bata hi de.

Are, jo tu Sarika ke aankh marne ki baat kar raha tha na that is not what you think.

Matlab?

Actually, she has a vitamin deficiency which causes twitching of eyes.

Really, yaar, dil khush kar diya tune, life mein pehli bar jo bola woh tune deliver kiya.

Tub hi sahi item hai, Tujhe dhoond dhoond ke yehi damaged piece milna tha kya, Pati patni ko mangalsutra pehnate hai for lasting marriage, agar teri kabhi isse shaadi ho gayee na tu isko mangalsutra ki jagah woh Pirates ka hota hai na waisa wala eye patch pehna dena nahi to teri shaadi ek din bhi nahi tikegi. Shaadi ke mandap mein hi 2-3 ko aankh mar degi unko lagega honeymoon pe join karne ke liye free mein invitation mil raha hai.

Sadi hui buddhi, band kar apni bakwaas aur bata kya help karni hai teri.

Are, tujhe meri nayi wali to malum hi hai, Soni, thodi conservative types hai, bolti hai tumhare saath akele date pe nahi aaoongi. Movie ka plan hai to tu bhi aaja saath mein.

Main kya karonnga kabab mein haddi banke

Are bina haddi key eh kabab pakega hi nahi. Mast Shahrukh ki movie hai ..

Kya bola, SRK ki, not a chance, you know I can’t stand him one minute.

Achaa, to us din kon bol raha tha Sarika ke saamne ki I am a big fan of SRK.

Hmm, bolna padha tha, Sarika is a die-hard fan of SRK.

To daal le aadat uski movies dekhne ki, mere saath warm-up karle agli baar easy padega. Rab ne bana di Jodi, teri bhi ban jayegi Jodi.

Chal theek hai,bol diya to karna padega. ohhh Jesus, ohh Ganapati bappa save me!

In the Movie hall:

Chucky makes Pavan sit between him and his girlfriend to project his civility. With each advancing scene, the illogical story line and SRK’s acting add to Pavan’s shooting irritation level. Suddenly, he feels something wiggling on his back.

A snake!! no actually this is the deadliest snake I know of, Chucky.

(Whispering) Abe $%^&# kar kya raha hai, saamne jo movie chal rahi hai woh dekh, yahan Dostana part-2 ki filming kyun kar raha hai!

Are, woh romantic scene chal raha hai na to bhavano mein beh gaya, bhul gaya ki baju mein Soni nahi tu hai.

Abhi tere gaal pe mera ulta haath padega na to mere aur Soni ke beech ka difference will be loud and clear.

15 minutes later.

Tu jis mooh mein itne pyaar se popcorn thoos raha hai na woh Soni ka nahi mera hai.

Ohh, sorry sorry estimation thoda galat ho gaya.

Pavan, losing his cool, stands up and starts to leave. Right then, the intermission sign comes up and lights are switched on. Chucky runs after Pavan, tries to catch him by the arm.

Are, ruk.

Pavan: (without even turning) Bahut dekh li teri wahiyat harkatein aur yeh ghatiya movie. Koi baalon mein grease lagake aur Bandaro jaise kapde pehan ke stud ban jaata hai kya aur uski mentally retarted biwi ko yeh bhi nahi samajhta ki woh uska pati hi hai. What rubbish, Rab ne bana di ghodi, SRK jaise gadhe ko koi ghoda bana sakta hai! SRK ko to David Dhawan ke saath movie karni chahiye “Gadha No. 1”

and he turns to give one final angry stare to Chucky only to see someone standing right besides Chucky, none other than Sarika. His eyes met her for fraction of a second, but that was long enough for the fire in her eyes to cause him sore eyes, the next moment she walked away in a huff.

Pavan (catching Chucky by his Collar): $%^&# *@^#! Wapis marwa diya tune!

(To be continued)