Oye Chucky Chucky Oye - Part 2

**** Read Part 1 first

Pavan and Chandrakant aka Chucky’s 1^st day together as PC partners.

Chucky (restlessly): Oye Bill Gates ki Technology Fair mein bichhdi hui aulad, Kyun aate hi PC ki baja raha hain, pehle din hi coding chalu kar di, thoda game-shame khelte hain, PC bhi mood mein aa jayega ,

Achaa chodd yeh bata kitni girlfriends hai teri ?

Pavan : No man, no girls in my life.

Aiyala, kahin tu ‘Aadmi hoon, aadmi se pyaar karta hoon’ types to nahin, just remember, no matter how irresistible I may seem, I am made just for Girls and more girls, yeh haq mein ladkiyon se nahi chin sakta.

Nahin yaar, I meant I have no luck with girls, ladkiyon ke mamle mein mera badluck hi kharab hai. Abhi apne batch ka hi dekh, itni interesting girls hote hue bhi PC partner kon mila, tu !

Buddy, u r lucky, tujhe mil gaya Chucky. Aise Aise formulae hai ishq vishq ke mere pass, girl u choose will be yours.

A month passes, general IT training is over and they are a week into technology specific training. Till now, Pavan has successfully evaded all offers of love advice from Chucky but he may need it soon as the love moth that was formed 2 weeks back had turned into a butterfly and wanting to take off.

Pavan engrossed working at his PC.

Chucky : Hello sir

Pavan (Hardly looking up): kon ?

Are mein tera priy mitr aur PC partner Chucky

ohh tu, mein to bhool hi gaya tha, itne dino se dikhe jo nahi, generic ke time kabhi kabhi to tere darshan ho hi jaate the, Technology training shuru hue ek hafta ho gaya is taraf firka bhi nahi tu. Aa baith tujhe Main frame kaise hota hai dikhata hoon. Project mein jaayega kam se kam login karne to aana chahiye.

Photo Frame suna tha yeh Main frame kis chidiya ka naam hai ? I am a Java guy, J2EE, Servlets, GPS u know

Abe kahan se bade bade naam rat ke aaya, who said u r in Java stream, that is the other half of the class, both of us are in Mainframe half.

This is crazy man, all hot girls are in Java and how can Chucky be in Main Frames batch.

But I know why you are happy, your babe Sarika is in MF batch only, right?

Abe chupp kar, aisa kuch nahi hai

Don’t be shy buddy, if Chucky is here, there’s a greater purpose behind it. Aaya hoon to tera bhala karke hi jaaoonga.

Sorry, not required.

Aajkal to mein aire gairo ki bhi madad kar deta hoon to tu mera yaar hai.

Ab kis masoom ki bali chadai tune ?

Apna Rakesh (aka romance ki kitaab), Fool World mein shopping kar raha tha, for Girl Friend’s birthday. Soap, toothbrush, toothpaste detergent etc. Bol raha tha whatever she does during the day, she should remember me. To maine bhi kuch items suggest kar diye which were not there in his list.

What items?

Khujli ki cream, Toilet rolls, juein (lices) nikalne ki kangee (comb) and not to be missed, Isabgol (laxative) J, thanks bolte thaka nahi woh, was saying how could I have missed these things !

Pehle hi woh ek number ka hatela hai, uspe tu uski marne ka ek chance bhi nahi chodta

u know I don’t like that guy, but seriously for you, I have only the best (advices).

I know kitna bada fattu hai tu. I’ll tell u a way jisse u need not even talk to her and still she will come to know ur feelings for her

Really??

Yes buddy, Girls love Mystery and that’s what u need here to spice things up. From now on, Jab bhi tu uski taraf dekhna, rahasya-mayee nigahon se dekhna, give her mysterious looks I mean.

Abe yeh rahasya-mayee nigahein kya hoti hai, mere pass kya Sherlock Holmes ke googles hai.

*&^% dhakkan, samajh baat ko, if you stare at a girl, you’ll scare her. Chori chupke dekhne ka try karega to she will think you have no guts. But mystery never fails to excite them. Let me make it easy for you, during the lecture she sits somewhere close to you na, just look at her every now and then from the corner of your eye, at an angle aur mand mand muskurana (smile gently). Phir dekhta hoon tera teer nishane pe kaise nahi lagta.

Hmmm try karoonga.

A week later, Pavan sitting listlessly in the company bus on his way back to home.

Enters Chucky !

Hey buddy, look who’s here

(Pavan thinking) Noooo ….yeh yahan bhi, how bad can this day get

Kya hogaya buddy, aisa kya haal baanya hua hai, weekend pe Subhash Ghai ki Trimurti, Kisna aur Yuuvraj back to back dekh li kya ?

Abe %$%$^ tere ghatiya formulae ki wajah se. Rashasya-mayee nigayen, bull shit, Meri love story shuru hone se pehle hi The End karwa di tune.

Huhh ! Hua kya, woh to bata.?

Abe, Angle galat ho gaya, Teer galat nishane pe lag gaya. Shruti pata hai na, Sarika ki close friend, hamesha uske saath rehti hain, class mein bhi uske baaju mein hi baith ti hai. Usko laaga I am giving her the looks. she likes me too I guess. Ab jab bhi us taraf dekhta hoon, found her staring towards me and smiling. Pure lecture mundi (head) niche karke baitha hoon, ekdum saand (bull) jaisi feeling aa rahi thi, sing (horns) hote na tere pet mein ghusa deta. Pata hai agar Shruti ne Sarika ko bata diya ki I am interested in her, they being so good friends, Sarika to mujhe bhai hi bana legi !

Kya yaar, itne simple instructions bhi theek se follow nahi kar sakta. But don’t worry, har marz ka ilaaz hai Chucky ke pass.

Cheer up buddy, yeh pakad, chane ki pudi (packet), popcorn nahi hai issehi kaam chala le, picture abhi chalu hone wali hai.

Abe pee ke aaya hai kya, yeh company bus hai Neeta Volvo nahi, ismein picture nahi lagti.

Woh couple dekh raha hai na back seat pe.bus chalu hone de unka fullto show chalu ho jayega.

Is wali bus mein tu pehli baar hi aa raha hai na, tujhe kya pata ?

To kya hua ? Yeh Picture ka trailer Office mein hi dekhne mil jaata hai. Canteen ke peeche ka area hai na, that is totally couples hangout.

To tu kya karne jaata hai wahan, kabab mein haddi banane ?

Nahi re, kabhi heavy lunch kar liya ho to yeh sab dekh ke mast hazam ho jaata hai.

Pehle hi tere sade idea ki wajah se jal bhun gaya hoon main, ab yeh sab dikha ke mere jaale pe namak mat chidak tu.

(jumping on his seat) Abe dekh dekh, chalu ho gaya, waahh mere sher, pehli ball pe chakka, aiyla seedha down the ground, bol raha hoon yeh aaj century marke hi chaodega.

Abe band kar teri running commentary aur yeh bata is wali bus mein kya kar raha hai ?

Batana hi bhul gaya, good news for u, I m going to stay at your place tonight.

What !

Actually my roommate has gone out of town and I can’t sleep alone at my place.

Kyun bhai, dono gale lag ke sote the kya, jo akele neend nahi aayegi.

Don’t tell anyone, but mujhe akele ghar pe dar lagta hain.

………

Hiss Hiss This is just a dream, there’s no snake here.

Hiss Hiss

Pavan wakes up with a jump. Still that strange sound is coming,

What is that thing in my room? Oh yes, that’s Chucky he is spending the night here.

In the darkness of the room, Covered in the blanket from head to toe and with his body wriggling in it, he indeed looked like a brown snake who has chewed more than it could bite and now struggling to digest it. The hissing sound too was coming from inside the blanket.

Shayad koi bura sapna dekh raha hai, icchadari saap ban gaya hoga usmein, laat marta hoon, sapna tut jayega.

He kicks Chucky in the butt.

(peeping out from the blanket, mobile in his hand) *&$## laat kyun mar raha hai, talking to my girlfriend, don’t disturb.

Abe saale tujhe room pe akele dar lagta hai ya teri in ajeeb awazo se darke tera roomie bhag gaya !

Pichle janam mein solid paap kiya rahega maine jo yeh mil gaya, office mein isko jhel raha tha woh kam tha ab ghar pe hi musibaton ki home delivery karne aa gaya !!

To be continued …